My Questions & Answers

• Do you think Michelle Obama's initiative to combat childhood obesity will make a difference?

  No. I think it's just political talk and I'm doubtful it will make a difference in my family's daily life.

  • Nobody listens to her hot air. She's full of it, just look at her...

• How did your sex life change after parenthood?

  It got worse after baby.

• Is it OK for a mother to casually smoke pot?

  No. It’s inappropriate for a mother of young children to ever smoke pot. It’s an illegal substance.

  • Unfit mother, never to earn the title "Mom."
  • They don't call it DOPE for nothing.

• How do you deal with temper tantrums?

  I give my child a time out.

  • Two Words - Duct Tape. OK, just kidding. Time outs for us, but the idea of a spanking is bounced around on occasion.

• Is it fair to evict 6-year-old girl from home in retirement community?

  No. The circumstances call for an exception to the rule.

  • It's not like the grandparent intended to move into the house and raise a child.
  • The grandparents are trying to move out, but it's not their fault the housing market bombed and the house can't sell. Belive me, in these circumstances, they are likely doing eveything they can to get out from under the Nazi HOA umbrella.

• Is it acceptable for an adult to be nude in front of a child?

  Maybe. It really depends on the circumstance and the age of the child.

  • Be proud, not prude. But use common sense - tehre does come a day when we need to teach privacy and courtesy.
  • Bingo! Bullseye! Be Proud, not Prude, use common sense and eductate your kids. God made the most beautiful creation in the universe - the human body. Why hide it all the time? Just being naked doesn't always mean sex.